A BLONDE JOKE THAT YOU'VE NEVER HEARD BEFORE....
She desperately wanted a pair of beautiful alligator shoes.
After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers,
the young blonde declared, 'Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own
alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!'
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well little lady, why don't you go
give it a try?'
The blonde headed off to the swamp,determined to catch an alligator. Later
in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman
standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. He saw a huge 9-foot
gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde took
aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.
Nearby were 7 more dead 'gators, all lying belly up. The shopkeeper watched
in amazement as the blond struggled with the 'gator. Then, rolling her eyes,
she screamed in frustration ......
"Son-of-a-Gunb!! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"